We're So Happy, You're So Happy

S5 E2: Worried about her sons keeping bad company, Lynette poses as a teenage girl and strikes up an internet friendship with Porter, who reveals an unexpectedly tender side to his personality. Elsewhere, Gaby refuses to tolerate her dwindling social status when she and Carlos are excluded from a party at the country club, and Susan feels self-conscious when Jackson encounters both of her ex-husbands.