Piper says goodbye to her fiancé and surrenders herself at the prison, but once inside quickly makes enemies.

After a fellow inmate makes romantic advances, Piper's delicate approach in letting her down is not effective.

Piper struggles with an acceptable apology to give the kitchen staff after she insults the prison chef and suffers the consequences.

Piper gets a stern new roommate, the inmates plan a farewell party for another prisoner, and a missing screwdriver causes complications.

Piper tries to rise above the racial campaign lines as the prisoners compete for positions on the prisoners' council.

Red's plan to reclaim her kitchen backfires, the inmates have a Christmas pageant, and Piper's plans fall apart when she realises her life is in jeopardy.

Larry worries that Piper is becoming too absorbed in prison life when she sees a legendary feral chicken and polarises the inmates.

Due to inappropriate behaviour, Piper spends Thanksgiving in solitary confinement instead of having a visit with Larry.

A drunk Pornstache shows surprising emotions as the prisoners mourn one of their own. Larry gives a radio interview.

Red unwillingly smuggles drugs through the kitchen, Larry writes an article about Piper for the New York Times, and two babies are born.

Several relationships and careers are realigned by painful truths, Piper disrespects Pennsatucky, and Larry issues an ultimatum.

Topics include the charges against Trump campaign officials Paul Manafort, Rick Gates and George Papadopoulos, economic development incentives, and the Postal Service's attempts to stay relevant through the creation of a television show.

Uzo Aduba shows off her stand-up, and concerned citizen Tim Landers explains his plan to get back at some pesky neighborhood kids. Meanwhile, future Scott and future Cudi take a time machine back to the present to save comedy from total destruction.

This episode features guest Uzo Aduba (Suzanne in Orange Is the New Black), talking about her new movie "American Pastoral".

Phoebe and Jessica chat about their fashion inspirations before being joined onstage by Uzo Aduba to discuss their nerdy obsessions.