Robert meets a beautiful woman who is a big fan of Ray Barone's sports column, but when the woman mistakes Robert for Raymond, Robert doesn't set her straight.
Carrie undergoes a corneal surgery after receiving a two-for-one gift coupon for the procedure, but she becomes temporarily blind for some time afterwards.
Carrie is jealous of the attention Doug is getting now that he has lost weight. Spence and Danny bicker while watching Arthur when Doug takes Carrie away for a romantic break.
Doug becomes jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker. Both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan.
Doug attempts to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her during the day while also trying to arrange a Super Bowl party.