Susan is horrified when the sexy internet company she works for makes her their billboard model; Gabrielle shares her secret; Renee tries to steal Keith away from Bree.
Megan's been extremely secretive so Drake and Josh investigate. The clues lead to a new boyfriend and all seems wonderful, until they find out Megan's new beau may be trouble.
Cheryl forces Jim to be on his best behaviour for St Patrick's Day. She worries that his behaviour could affect the church's board decision to allow her to join the committee.