Susan is horrified when the sexy internet company she works for makes her their billboard model; Gabrielle shares her secret; Renee tries to steal Keith away from Bree.
Megan's been extremely secretive so Drake and Josh investigate. The clues lead to a new boyfriend and all seems wonderful, until they find out Megan's new beau may be trouble.
Cheryl urges Jim to behave on St. Patrick's Day and forgo his annual law-bending "Green Man" routine so she can assure herself an appointment to the church committee.
