Peter loses his job in the aftermath of a wild bachelor party, and applies for welfare. After erroneously receiving a cheque for $150,000, he neglects to correct the error and instead spends the money.

While teaching Meg to drive, Peter crashes into a satellite dish and knocks out the city's cable television; Stewie schemes to eradicate all vegetables.

Meg unknowingly attends a cult meeting on Stewie's first birthday, and the cult leader follows her home; Peter kidnaps a circus to entertain the guests for Stewie's birthday.

When Peter is placed under house arrest, he builds a basement bar so he can hang out with his friends, but Lois turns it into a singing venue; Stewie builds a time machine to get rid of teething pain.

Jealous when his family dotes on their heroic wheelchair-bound neighbour, Peter decides to foil a bank robbery to get their attention.