Big Law: Deputy Butterbean

Well, if Steven Seagal can do it, there's certainly no reason why another martial artist can't also have his own reality series where he's deputized, assigned a gun, and sent out into the streets to help preserve law and order. Here, former heavyweight pugilist, professional wrestler, kickboxer and MMA fighter Eric "Butterbean" Esch patrols his hometown of Jasper, Ala., unleashing 400 pounds of justice against the drug dealers and other criminals unlucky enough to be caught red-handed while the television cameras roll. Some advice for prospective perps in Walker County: Wait until the corpulent cop exits his vehicle, then engage him in a footrace.