Sex-starved duo Richie and Eddie set out to fulfil their desires with a scent guaranteed to make them irresistible to women.

When the gas man cometh, Richie and Eddie are in danger of being exposed for the theft of their neighbour's gas supply.

Full of existentialist angst, Richie decides to find out why no one will have sex with him. Richie and Eddie disagree about watching the Miss World pageant on television.

After receiving an inheritance from Aunt Olga, Eddie and Richie discover that bad luck, not money, is the root of all evil.

While minding their landlord's shop one Sunday, the lads soon find themselves at odds with the local community as well as a gang of looters.

A big party is organised for Richie's birthday, but he falls and breaks his leg while putting up the decorations. Having his leg in a plaster cast may ruin his whole evening.