An ancient jock strap turns Hitch into the greatest athlete Lone Pine High has ever had.

Milo is pursued by his dad's recliner for telling too many lies.

Rico takes a blow to the head, which turns him into a genius.

Bill believes the new mystery meat in the school cafeteria is a government scheme.

Mimi accidentally channels the spirit of a long-dead relative.

A vampire queen mosquito comes to Ouigee Falls for blood.