Bernadette wants Wolowitz to move out of his mom's house; Sheldon is caught in the middle of Amy and Wil Wheaton's argument.

Doug gives a cheesy card to his boss, whom he hardly knows, and gets chosen to roast him at a celebratory dinner.

Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free.

Agents for a conglomerate pressure the family to sell the funeral home to them.

Sabrina must choose between two boys who want to take her to the dance; Salem insults Russian chess champ Yuri during a computer match.

Jerry and Elaine vie for time with ballplayer Keith Hernandez.

When Justin and his classmates visit Mode, Betty is bothered by the message the magazine is sending across to the kids and encourages Daniel to use ordinary women as models during fashion week. Meanwhile, Amanda visits a psychic for news about her biological father and Wilhelmina gets an unprecedented turnout in her latest plan for absolute power.

Unwelcome parties join the Buchmans on a Thanksgiving train trip to Jamie's parents.

Angela finds herself out of place in Tony's old Brooklyn neighbourhood.

The women decide to escort Al and his buddies to the nudie bar they frequent.

A woman's strangulation appears to be the work of a cross-dresser; Licalsi's new partner tries to pick a fight with Kelly.

Bud takes on wrestler King Kong Bundy as his initiation into "No Ma'am."

Finch gets help to prove he's straight when he finds out that his father thinks he's gay.

Derek finds an old diary of Meredith's mother; Callie anxiously prepares for her first real date with Erica; Cristina stumbles into a part of the hospital that she and the other residents have never seen.

After Eddie gets treatment for his sleep apnea and stops snoring, Joy realizes that his snoring helped her fall asleep.

After learning Gus is a pyromaniac, Mimi tries to persuade an investigator the house burned down by accident.

Billy fakes a heart attack to protest health insurance.