Malcolm's parents destroy his dream of being popular on the very first day of school.
Dr. Cox puts J.D.'s skills as an attending to the test.
The squad tracks down a Russian mail-order bride's killer and investigates a drive-by shooting involving a city bus.
Al kicks a woman out of his shoe store when he becomes disgusted at her breast-feeding her baby in front of him.
Ross treats a baby for an overdose; Carter makes a surgical error; Hathaway hauls in a stroke victim; Boulet gives Benton a decision; Lewis and Weaver clash.