Ted’s attempt to get expelled from high school leads him to purchase drugs from an unlikely source.

Matty evicts Blaire from his house after finding out about her drug business, so she bribes the family into letting her stay.

Ted and John's plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role.

Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first adult film.

Ted's Halloween plans with John are thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver.

Blaire asks Matty and Susan to let Ted be their marriage therapist; Susan pursues a past career.