Desiree Burch meets self-confessed 'fat and gay' comedian Jack Rooke to talk growing up fat, friendships and how fat people can shoplift a 'fuck-ton of stuff'.

Comedian, actress and singer Jayde Adams enters the diner to discuss her 'big lungs and big tits', her 'turdy hooves' and why fat people are hard to look after (spoiler: they're hard to pick up).

Body acceptance beacon and comedian Sofie Hagen and Desiree get into hooking up when fat, aeroplane seatbelt extensions and being chased down Brick Lane by a hairdresser.

Evelyn 'The Swedish Amy Schumer' Mok and Desiree break down their first times, what makes a gold star fatty and life as a plus-size Asian woman.

Desiree and British comedian Helen Bauer lay it all out in the diner as they talk secret eating, a love affair with bread and how fat people would make excellent mass murderers.