The Best of The Onion News Network

Helping You Understand Your World, features stories such as 'Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport' and 'New Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Employees Work On The Go' proves that noteworthy events do in fact occur outside the borders of the United States.

War For The White House, Commemorative Edition captures a crucial moment in our history: the moment the Onion News Network covered the 2008 election.

Wires and Screens: Tech Trends Revealed catalogs technological strides that never would have been possible had we not reported on them, such as 'Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of S**t That Doesn't F**king Work' and 'Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard.'

And OSN Tackles Underreported Sports is a testament to the oceanic breadth of our sports coverage, reporting on everything from the saga of Donkey Basketball phenom Scraps and his struggle to adjust to professional donkey basketball to Sepak Takraw bad-boy Ngyuen Thi Buch Thuy, who memorably demanded "Just Give Me The Damn Sepak Takraw Ball."

And The best of the Onion News Network's morning show, including stories like New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke' and '12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Volunteer To Give Women Breast Exams,' is collected in Today Now! Fresh Roasted Cup of News, the show that proves that it is possible to be gentle and comforting in tone yet ruthlessly aggressive in your news coverage.