In this parody of a cable sports show, Bart goes from delinquent with detention to the star basketball player at Springfield Elementary. Lisa covers Bart's success for the school paper, and Homer becomes the team’s coach. Things go awry when Bart gets involved with the mafia.

Kirk and Homer coach lacrosse. This leads to a falling out where Homer must find a sad, lonely Kirk.

Clown college graduate Homer's gigs are so successful, the mob believes he is Krusty.

Unit Chief Jack Garrett (Gary Sinise) and his International Response Team (IRT) travel to Thailand when three American volunteers go missing during a trek to Bangkok, and reconnect with former colleague Clara Seger (Alana De La Garza), who helps them rush to gather evidence leading to the UnSub before a storm threatens to wash it away. Joe Mantegna guest stars as David Rossi.

The International Response Team is called to investigate two murders that appear to resemble the MO of the most notorious killer in Italian history.