Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.
Eric gets flack for staying with Sloan; Drama covets an expensive condo; Billy Walsh considers directing "Medellin."
Betty loses a book, which is the complete new edition of the magazine and is containing un-retouched photos of a popular actress. She has to find the book before the photos get out to the rest of the press. Meanwhile, Wilhelmina plots to use the snafu to bring Daniel down and Bradford Meade secretively inquires about Fey Sommers' final effects.
Sookie tries to reunite Lorelei and Rory by asking them to be godparents to her children, hoping they will make up at the ceremony, but they fight instead.