Green Porno and Other Shorts

Green Porno and Other Shorts
TV Show · Comedy

Isabella Rossellini slips into the roles of various animals to act out their mating rituals, reproductive habits, and parenting behaviors. Shapeshifting from a vengeful female spider to a wiggly worm, Rossellini reveals some of the stranger truths of the animal kingdom.

2008

Season 1

  • EPISODE 1
    Bee
    Isabella Rossellini explores the deadly mating habits of bees. As the huge queen bee lays about all day producing eggs, a horny yet doomed drone bee awaits his new female lover.
  • EPISODE 2
    Fly
    Dressed as a fly, the Musca domestica, Isabella Rossellini shows off the common insect’s superpowers. Then, she explores its hyperactive mating habits.
  • EPISODE 3
    Mantis
    In a green leotard, Isabella Rossellini considers the mating habits of a male praying mantis, who can camouflage himself with ease. He will meet his match when he spots a potential lover.
  • EPISODE 4
    Snail
    Isabella Rossellini demonstrates the sadomasochistic mating habits of the snail. With its whole body tucked inside its shell, leaving one big slimy foot to crawl around on, the snail hides its penis and vagina until it spots a lover.
  • EPISODE 5
    Worm
    Dressed in a long pink tube, Isabella Rossellini explores the sex life of the brainless earthworm. In addition, Rossellini demonstrates the locations of the common worm’s mouth, anus, and sex organs.
  • EPISODE 6
    Dragonfly
    Seeing through the multidimensional eyes of the dragonfly, Isabella Rossellini examines the insect’s disturbing mating habits. Spotting his female mate, the male dragonfly readies to grab her by the neck.

Related

  • Green Porno: Spider
  • Green Porno: Mantis
  • Mammas: Oil Beetle
  • Green Porno: Worm
  • Green Porno: Fly
  • Green Porno: Bee
  • Mammas: Wasp
  • Mammas: Spider
  • Green Porno: Limpet

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Green Porno and Other Shorts

Comedy

Isabella Rossellini slips into the roles of various animals to act out their mating rituals, reproductive habits, and parenting behaviors. Shapeshifting from a vengeful female spider to a wiggly worm, Rossellini reveals some of the stranger truths of the animal kingdom.

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Released
2008
Region of Origin
United States

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