The Queen is coming to Dapto! Koala Man is thrilled and volunteers to run security. Unfortunately, Liam cares more about his new American friend, Chad Wagon, than the Queen. Kevin despises Chad Wagon: what happened to good old Australian values?! Alison convinces Vicky to train her for the Miss Sausage Roll Pageant.

The Williams family visits the Dapto Royal Show, where a meteor crashes into Dapto. Its residents start behaving oddly, led by an eerily calm Janine. Vicky is feeling unfulfilled by Kevin and turns to Janine’s new self-love collective. Meanwhile, Alison is determined to get the best showbags to impress Rosie Yodels.

Dapto is hosting the Handball Olympics! A shocking tragedy strikes the team, so Koala Man steps up to form a new one. He recruits Alison and Liam, coaching them to play fair, but, Big Greg has other ideas about how to beat the Sydney team coached by his callous brother, Huge Greg. Vicky and Janine seek out a mystical pair of sunnies to bring good luck to the team.