Cruise of the Gods

Andy Van Allen, the former hero of a cult 1980s futuristic TV show, thinks his luck has changed when he is invited to appear at a fan convention on board a Mediterranean cruise ship. He has been struggling along as a washed-up, bitter failure of a hotel porter, unlike his co-star, Nick Lee, who went on to find fame and fortune in the USA. Once aboard, however, the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.