The Two Old Farts, Barry Cryer and Willie Rushton are unable to remember the year they met, but they recall that the whole country were worried about Chamberlain. Their meeting was actually effected through computer dating. Mr Rushton had asked for a young, lissome blonde, but due to a micro chip, found himself confronted by a white-haired, bespectacled writer, wearing a carnation and a copy of the Daily Telegraph. They instantly struck up a friendship and left immediately for the Dordogne, with two sleeping bags and a small theodolite. After several weeks spent studying Cave Paintings... (Gaston Cave: Close personal friend of Toulouse Lautrec, whose main function was to lift Henri up to the easel and replenish his pint of absinthe) they returned to England, just in time for the Profumo scandal, for which they did the catering.
