Adult Swim's Bulging Festive Sack

Hermey the Elf sucks at being a dentist. Santa's sled crashes and he's cast away on a desert island. All Sally wants is a love note, but for Linus it's Misery. A nerd is stuffed into a locker and into the magical and confusing land of Narnia.

Find out the only way to kill a werewolf! Discover the secret origin of Composite Santa Claus! The creators imagine a deleted scene from the Daredevil movie, and what might happen if Hannah Montana had a date... with murder!

The roller-coaster celebrity life of the Incredible Hulk is profiled in "Hollywood Spotlight." Masters of the Universe is rocked by a Paris Hilton-style sex tape. Michael Jackson returns from space to confront his n'er-do-well alter ego in "Where's Michael?"

Never seek the help of She-Ra, Princess of Power, when she's on her period. Danny and the gang from Grease are building a new kind of sex-machine. The Intensive Care Bears care more than their HMO will allow. The E.T. video game almost killed Atari, and his next target...is you! Nobody in Smurf Village ever expected the dam to break...the poor bastards.

Master Shake and Carl Split the cost of bringing a mail order bride over from Russia whom they both plan to marry.

A Robot comes over and causes Carl's house and pool to fill with blood.