A video dating experience takes a turn for the worse. An Oriental massage also takes a turn for the worse. Keanu Reeves wants you to buy his special brand of sausage. The Scooby-Doo gang encounters Jason Voorhees at Camp Crystal Lake.

Learn the secret life of Pokémon's Pikachu! Stupid kids get a new high from "numb-chucking." A checkers champion goes on the adventure of a lifetime. Meet Eagle Eye Smith, the blind athlete who will touch your heart. Then meet the Four My Little Ponys of the Apocalypse. A kid gets a used-car surprise: a Tron cycle! The Golden Girls share their sexual escapades a la Sex and the City.

The Fantanas visit the Middle East peace process. E.T. finally returns home, but it's less cool than he remembered. The secret life of jack-o'-lanterns is finally revealed. A child's spaceship spells bad news for Dad. The mythical Pegasus meets a demented little girl. Carney the Leprechaun is an irresponsible keeper of the gold. Skynet goes online, turning Inspector Gadget into an unstoppable killing machine!

Randy experiences cross-dressing and death in The Worst Halloween. The crew of Battlestar Galactica defeats the FCC threat. Dick Tracy earns his name. Behold the newest adventure of Turbo Teen! M.A.S.K.'s Matt Tracker takes a bride.

Lucy, daughter of Satan, struggles to find a boyfriend free of her father's meddling. The Prince of Lies sets her up on a blind date with a senator at Club Armageddon, home of DJ Jesus.

Dethklok has opened up their home for their annual Dethfan Day. Dethklok continues with their "normal" everyday activities (like liver transplant surgery and scrubbing toilets) while fans are ushered around the house, guided by an animated skull and a maze of velvet rope. Dethklok finds themselves in a sticky situation when two Internet geeks threaten to bring down Dethklok with their advanced Photoshopping skills.