Bizarre E.R. Series

A fisherman has an anchor swung at his groin. A five-year-old's life is threatened by a lego. A man's foot is engulfed in boils. A boy ends up with toes on his hands.

A man slips with his scissors during pubic topiary. An oil rig worker swallows a toothpick. Bloodsucking leeches are stuffed into a woman's mouth.

An angler buries a fishing weight in his eye socket. An arm wrestler snaps his upper limb like a twig. A party animal's night on the town leaves him with a hole in his head. A man severs his spine.

A circus dwarf superglues his penis to a vacuum cleaner. A shoemaker stitches up her thumb. A boy melts his trousers. A toilet falls off the back of a lorry onto a man's foot.

A veteran plucks a cat's testicles. A gymnast falls head over heels. A few chefs' eyes are mysteriously being fried in their kitchen. A man is gored by a bullock. A keg falls on a barman's foot.

A pencil punctures a boy's lung. A prized pooch breaks his owner's nose. A man's ear is bitten off. A patient's body becomes engulfed by red spots. Some breezeblocks split a builder's knee in half.