Hoff the Record

The Hoff heads to the UK to star in a biopic about his own life.

Following the failed attempt to reinvent his client with an arty film, manager Max is excited to receive a proposal use Hoff’s name on a new, classy aftershave. It soon becomes clear that the ad agency isn’t interested in Hoff as a symbol of class - they just want to trade off his old cheesy image. Stressed by this revelation, Hoff lets his guard down and ends up getting into hot water about a supposedly sexist remark. The ensuing Twitter storm results in Hoff getting fired, taking his career problems back to square one.

Hoff decides to give up acting following an inspirational session with his personal trainer, Danny. Instead he plans to embrace his potential for doing good in the world by becoming a UN Ambassador. In a bid to learn about the UN, he takes part in a school debate. Only the Hoff’s debating skills are not enough to win the debate against a group of precocious kids. Hoff and Max incur the wrath of the head teacher after they get caught bribing pupils and plagiarizing one of Hitler’s speeches.

Things are looking up when Hoff is offered a job as a landmine charity spokesman. In preparation for a trip to a conflict zone, Hoff is sent on a hostile environment training course. Capitalising on the trip, Max books Hoff a personal singing appearance for what transpires to be a warlord... As chaos ensues, Hoff finds out that Max was fired by his agency. Desperate not to be fired by Hoff, Max convinces him that they can travel without the charity and use Hoff’s influence to convince the warlord to stop using landmines while making some money at the same time. What could go wrong?

Hoff sings at a warlord's birthday party, but is sure the leader wants him dead and flees in a makeshift KITT car!

In the series finale things go from bad to worse when Hoff is invoiced for the charity rescue. In desperate need of money, Max persuades Hoff to appear in panto with the one and only Christopher Biggins. En route to a meeting with his co-star, Hoff is confused by the presence of a child in the car. He soon realises that his driver Terry has abducted his own daughter. It’s not long before the news makes the press and police are on their trail. The ensuing chase takes Hoff, Terry and the child to Dover in what quickly escalates into Terry’s unfortunate Fathers 4 Justice campaign.