The Armstrong & Miller Show

A fitter of bathroom blinds works out just how to humiliate a difficult customer, a divorced dad bonds with his young son in the park, and Gullible Rog finds his wife and his best friend Pete in full bondage gear.

A divorced dad and his young son bond over a cup of tea, and the conversation turns to frank discussions about why Granny died - possibly something to do with an imperial gallon of Tia Maria. Plus, a pair of builders decide pretending to be Polish will give them an easier life at work.

Breakfast News takes more viewer emails, Divorced Dad explains to his son why no one wants to be friends with him, Rog finds his wife on top of Peter and asks Peter about a pregnancy test, and the half-price pots scandal is revealed.

The fighter pilots are captured by the Germans, a mounted police officer is teased by his squad car pals, a sci-fi show has unimpressive character names, and Rog comes home to surprise his wife on their anniversary, only to find Peter already there.

We get to see what really goes on at the back of pharmacies, tempers fray at Dandylions when the till runs out of change, and we get to look in on taxi driver conversation training.

Rog finds his best friend and wife naked together in the back of his car, but still doesn't suspect anything. Three marketing executives are stranded on an island and brainstorm a suitable SOS message.