Arden Myrin

Ross is happy to learn that pregnant Rachel wants to find her own apartment. He suggests a vacancy in his building but later discovers that the elderly occupant is not dead yet, as he had assumed. Ross gets some tough competition from Rachel's roommate, Joey, who creates a nursery in their apartment to persuade her to stay. Meanwhile, Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric (recurring special guest star Sean Penn) ends his relationship with her twin sister, Ursula (also played by series star Lisa Kudrow), and chooses Phoebe instead. Monica becomes agitated when she suspects that her new maid is stealing her jeans, among other things.

Fiona learns that the laundromat will be more expensive than she anticipated; Frank helps Liam get into a new school; Debbie and Neil grow closer.

Frank barricades himself on the top floor of the Gallagher home; Fiona adopts a new attitude; Debbie gets into trouble; Ian gives heterosexuality a try; Carl is forced into abstinence.

Kevin, Veronica and Svetlana start a topless maid service; Frank makes new friends; Debbie's new lifestyle ends; Carl has an STD scare; Ian struggles with a breakup.

The Jeffersonian team unravels an unexpectedly competitive world of mini-golf as they try to piece together the murder of the sport’s superstar. Meanwhile, Brennan is worried her father Max is reverting to his criminal tendencies and “squintern” Wendell Bray, enlists Hodgins to help him fix his girlfriend’s family heirloom.