Tori has to defend herself when Jade claims Tori hurt her in a stage fighting exercise, while Trina has to fend off Robbie when he thinks their stage kiss meant something.
Burt and Virginia decide to investigate a when strange man keeps popping up in the Chances' lives; Maw Maw reveals a secret about Virginia's past.
Burt and Virginia introduce Natesville to a new bartering system called Burt Bucks, which looks an awful lot like a pyramid scheme.
Virginia and Burt fear that Jimmy and Sabrina's marriage has lost its spark, so they use their own relationship experiences to try and shake things up.
In trying to help Barney and Maxine's budding relationship, Burt and Virginia wind up getting in a fight.