Tori and Beck decide to go on an `Opposite Date' where they do things that people would never do on a real date. Suspicious, Jade gets Cat to help her follow them.
When an exhausted Lois falls asleep, Hal goes out for diapers, only to be branded a shoplifter. Meanwhile, Dewey tells the baby a fantastic tale to keep him from crying.
Jealous when his girlfriend is nominated for a "daytime Desi", Gob decides to stage a publicity stunt for his magic act by breaking out of the same prison where George Sr. is being held.
After discovering that most of the family picks up weekly paychecks from Bluth Company even though they don't have jobs, Michael tries to put them all to work.
Michael finally stands up to George Sr. and fires his old secretary, and Gob performs the ultimate magic trick when he makes the family yacht disappear.