Head Crusher and the Blues Guy; a masked squash player climbs the rungs of the D-Squash Ladder.

A date with Cabbage Head; a tractor spontaneously made out of children.

A thirsty husband suffers the effects of his wife's salty ham; a gunfighter runs a concession stand; a guy in an alley tells the story of a modern day hero.

Bruce sings about the Daves he knows; Dave talks about menstruation; a country doctor comes to save a farmer.

The Head Crusher; questioning if extraterrestrials are dull; a vacation on Scott's body.

The Thirty Helens and the apathetic cop; a kid brings home a stray businessman; Mark and Bruce sing a song about a folk hero.