The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.
When Patrick Jane and the CBI must work with a scientific criminal profiler, Dr. Montague (guest star Linda Park), to solve a double murder, it becomes a competition for Jane to prove that his methods are superior.
J.D. ditches a seemingly uninterested Kylie for Dr. Clock, who just returned from Milwaukee; Carla fumes over Turk's frequent phone calls to an ex-girlfriend; Janitor and Cox make a wager over Elliott.