Ted's new girl is jealous because the story of how Ted met his friends is better than the story of how he met her.
The truth has unexpected consequences for Susan when the residents of Wisteria Lane learn the fate of Martha Huber; Bree feels that her new beau, George (Roger Bart), is getting a little too close for comfort.
Susan looks forward to a romantic date with Mike until she learns a surprising fact about her favorite plumber; Lynette's cranky old neighbor (Kathryn Joosten) accuses the Scavo twins of thievery.
Edie thinks that Karl is going to pop the question, but he is really trying to marry Susan; Carlos learns more about the relationship between Gabrielle and her mother; Bree's problem with alcohol.
As Patrick Jane and the CBI team investigate the poisoning death of the "queen bee" in a country club who's murdered at a cocktail party in her home, they discover that the community is full of secrets - including love affairs and drug abuse.
