After Peter gets fired following a riotous bachelor party, he receives a check for $150,000 from the welfare department.
Peter crashes into a satellite dish, knocking out the city's cable TV; Stewie schemes to eradicate all vegetables.
Meg unknowingly attends a cult meeting on Stewie's first birthday, and the cult leader follows her home.
When Peter goes to Chris’ soccer game, he inadvertently punches a pregnant woman he thought was a man. Restless under house arrest, Peter turns the basement into a bar and Lois ends up stealing the show. Meanwhile, Stewie attempts to create a time machine to avoid teething pain.
Peter has to prove he has American Indian blood in him to win back Lois' gambling losses at a reservation casino.
Brian takes the bully pulpit to argue for his rights after Peter enters him in a dog show. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Guest voice of Dick Van Patten.
Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin/Stewie Griffin/Brian Griffin/Quagmire/Tom Tucker
Seth Green
Chris Griffin
Arif Zahir
Cleveland
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin
Mike Henry
Cleveland Brown