To raise money to send his Korean houseboy to medical school, Hawkeye raffles off a weekend in Tokyo with a nurse.
Hawkeye turns sleuth to solve a rash of robberies in which he is the prime suspect.
The doctors conspire to retire a gung-ho colonel whose military exploits are making the hospital busier than usual.
Hawkeye, Trapper and Spearchucker try to save a Korean girl from bondage to an American sergeant.
When it's discovered that a robust nurse is lonely and sad, the other nurses declare they will hold back their favours until she gets a boyfriend.