Leslie, nervous about her first date with Dave (Louis C.K.), goes on a practice date with Ann; Ron, Tom, April and Mark try to find dirt on one another.
Paul Young, now out of prison, returns to Wisteria Lane with an enigmatic new wife; Susan, Mike and M.J. live in an apartment on limited funds; Lynette's successful college friends pays the Scavos an unexpected visit.
A meeting with a disgraced councilman lands Leslie in the middle of a sex scandal; when Ron offers to cover for Leslie for a day, he quickly discovers how much work she really does.
When a dead man is found with human bite marks on his body, a witness claims the deceased was attacked by a zombie.
Leslie deals with a minor scandal; Tom tries to impress a woman; Ben talks Ron into preparing a will.