Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

Cockney boys Tom, Soap, Eddie, and Bacon are in a bind. They owe seedy criminal and porn king `Hatchet' Harry a sizable amount of cash after Eddie loses £500,000 in a rigged game of poker. Hot on their tails is a thug named Big Chris who intends to send them all to the hospital if they don't come up with the cash in the allotted time.