Charles Durning

Doc Hopper

Steve Martin

Insolent Waiter

Austin Pendleton

Max

Mel Brooks

Professor Max Krassman

Milton Berle

Mad Man Mooney

James Coburn

El Sleezo Cafe Owner

Dom DeLuise

Bernie the Agent

Elliott Gould

Beauty Contest Compere

Bob Hope

Ice Cream Vendor

Madeline Kahn

El Sleezo Patron

Carol Kane

Myth

Cloris Leachman

Lord's Secretary

Richard Pryor

Balloon Vendor

Edgar Bergen

Himself / Charlie McCarthy

John Landis

Grover

Telly Savalas

El Sleezo Tough

Orson Welles

Lew Lord

Paul Williams

Starring

Jerry Nelson

Floyd Pepper/Crazy Harry/Robin The Frog/Lew Zealand

Richard Hunt

Scooter/Beaker/Statler/Janice/Sweetums

Dave Goelz

The Great Gonzo/Zoot/Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

Jim Henson

Kermit the Frog/Rowlf/Dr. Teeth/Waldorf

The Muppets

Self

Frank Oz

Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Animal

James Frawley

Director

David Lazer

Producer

Jim Henson

Producer

Jerry Juhl

Writer

Jack Burns

Writer

Paul Williams

Music