Malcolm dates a popular girl who refuses to be seen in public with him; Lois tries to force Reese to get a job; and Hal gets upset when Dewey doesn't get upset after being denied a free game at a miniature golf course.

Sinister plots, tumultuous romance, danger, and intrigue - just another day at Westbridge High, after Sabrina casts a spell wishing for more excitement.

Bud is distracted by Marcy's sexy niece.

Al refuses to allow breast feeding in the shoe store.

Al's battle against breastfeeding lands him in trouble with the store's owner.

Al protests the cancellation of his favorite TV show.

Al's Dodge goes into the car wash, but doesn't come out.

Al goes out of his way to help Kelly and meet his TV idol, Larry Storch.

Bud volunteers for a computer sex experiment.

Peggy is invited to play in a big bingo tournament; Al and his friends set out to choose "No Ma'am's" new official beer.

Al and Kelly make an award-winning movie about shoes.

Al arranges for an aerobics studio to open next to the shoe store.

The "NO MA'AM" men take their Psycho Dad protest to Washington, D.C.

Al's fraudulent lawsuit against the mall is jeopardized by his desire to win a bowling championship.

Kelly accidentally invents a baldness cure with some unusual side effects.

Delko and Alexx are nearly burned alive when they investigate the death of a hunter found shot near a supposedly controlled burn in the Everglades.

Al suffers public scorn when Peggy is declared a hero for taking out a pickpocket.

Bud takes on wrestler King Kong Bundy as his initiation into "No Ma'am."

A killer storm strikes, leaving the Bundys and D'Arcys sharing a basement shelter.

Al forces Peggy's mom to get a job right before Christmas.