Claws / To Helga and Back / Cover Boy

S2 E4: "Claws!" - Johnny buys a lobster to cook for Mama, but the lobster has other ideas. "Cover Boy Johnny" - Johnny becomes a male model. "To Helga and Back" - Johnny orders a mail-order companion. When she turns out to be less-than beautiful, Johnny does everything he can to drive her away. The only thing that eventually works is being himself.