Episode 3

S2 E103: Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we’ll learn the incorrect way to treat a rather nasty case of hemorrhoids and we’ll see a couple of young chaps who’ve taken the idea of the selfie-stick literally. We’ll take a peek behind the curtain to find out how Idiots like to celebrate, and we’ll be asking the audience, not once, not twice, but three times to guess What Happens Next! We have an exciting new interactive feature for you to enjoy called the Scale Of Suffering, where you get to guess the level of pain a person suffers following a fail, and as is tradition we will once again tip our toes into the world of dating and try and find a partner for someone who’s unlucky in love in Lonely Hearts. Our attention will turn to sport and the dangers that face idiots when they try to be healthy, before we find out the effects a sprinkling of the white stuff has on their everyday activities. To end the show we look back on everything we may, or may not, have learnt over the past hour of high quality broadcasting to see if we can all stay in the continuing quest that is How Not To Live!