Know-It-All Ed / Dear Ed

S2 E1: "Know-It-All Ed" The Eds find a box of turkey basters in the junkyard. Eddy sells them to the neighborhood kids as "Imported Canadian Squirt Guns." The cul-de-sac turns into the wild west with everybody armed with turkey basters. "Dear Ed" When the Eds find out that Jonny 2x4 and Plank had a "falling out," they form a matchmaking service. They try to set Jonny up up with a litany of household objects. The "dates" are a disaster. Finally, they hold a party in hopes that he'll meet somebody.