Matt Dillon/Arctic Monkeys

S31 E14: Spring Break Cold Opening: Girls waiting for their flight to leave for spring break discuss their very unsafe vacation plans (Rachel Dratch, Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler, Kristen Wiig, Chris Parnell, Paula Pell). Matt Dillon Monologue: Matt Dillon gives the Oscar speech he had ready in case he won. Doppelganger: An SNL Digital Short. Will Forte, Andy Samberg and Seth Meyers are co-workers who spend lunchtime looking for their look-alikes (Horatio Sanz). Weekend Update: Forte Sings: Will Forte explains the differences between Sunni and Shiite in song. Two A-Holes at a Travel Agency: Jason Sudeikis and Kristen Wiig want to take a trip (Matt Dillon). How to Order Sushi like a CEO: Matt Dillon simplifies sushi-eating (Maya Rudolph). Vincent Price St. Patrick’s Day: Vincent Price (Bill Hader) hosts a St. Patrick’s Day Special. Guests include Katherine Hepburn (Kristen Wiig), Rod Serling (Matt Dillon) and Don Knotts (Darrell Hammond).