Pony Distress; My Fair Freddy; Re Pete Customer

"Pony Distress" Tex is a Pony Express Rider carrying an important something in his saddlebags. Sid the Outlaw wants that something. And neither rain nor snow nor big fat boulders will stop him in his attempt! / "My Fair Freddy" Amanda, to save her reputation as a charitable rich person, sends Freddy to a finishing school. To her delight, he returns a changed fly -- cultured, snooty, and upper crust. Amanda soon discovers that the new refined Freddy is more obnoxious than his old hobo self. / "Re-Pete Customer" Dan the Man is an egocentric rap star whose recent change of name to the artist formerly known as Dan prompts him to change his image. Dan visits the swankiest hair salon in town and gets a haircut from none other than Pompeii Pete, who Dan discovers too late is a carpenter, not a barber!