36! 24! 36! Dick!, Pt. 1

S3 E14: We see Dick in a panic at the Super Bowl saying that the big women are angry and things are about to blow. Then a flashback: for no apparent reason, Rutherford has been overrun by breathtakingly beautiful women. As if by magic, suddenly every nerd has his own stunning girlfriend. The aliens are no exception: Dick has Gabriella, a beautiful Russian; Tommy has Chloe, a sexy redhead; Harry has Mascha, a dazzling brunette. Even Officer Don has Kirsta, yet another stunner. Sallys fit to be tied and convinced that somethings seriously amiss, but the men are oblivious and spend all their time showering the women with lavish gifts. Harrys the only holdout; his feelings for Mascha are deeper and go beyond consumer goods (though he does present her with a macaroni necklace and makes her a mushy videotape). Strangely, Mascha is touched. Mary is also puzzled by whats going on in town, but shes thrilled and excited when she receives two tickets to the Super Bowl from a former student whose team will be playing. She invites Nina to be her guest. At Johnny Foams, in the womens room, Sally overhears some of the gorgeous women discussing their plan for world domination, but despite her urgent warnings the men are too smug to believe that things arent as they seem. Sally has no choice but to infiltrate the group (later identified as Venusians) and try to save the planet. Sally hides in the womens room where the beautiful ones are communicating with their leader, Prell, through the vanity mirror; she instructs them to go to California to complete their mission. Sally is discovered and seized, and the Venusians threaten to kill her; she insists that she wants to be one of them, and they somewhat reluctantly agree on the condition that shell submit to a makeover. Just as suddenly as the fabulous beauties appeared in Rutherford, now theyre leaving. Sally gives Dick a note disguised as a grocery list and pointedly tells him to have a good look at it, but Dick doesnt get it. All the men are devastated that theyve been abandoned, and the aliens are the saddest of all. But they find a compact that one of the Venusians has left behind and realize its a transmitter, finally get the significance of Sallys note and take off to California in the Rambler to save her. Dick, Harry and Tommy track the women across country and intercept a message from Prell that theyll be at an exit off Route 66 the following day. Harry spots Mascha looking at jewelry, and she tells him that something big is going to happen Sunday in San Diego at the Super Bowl. Sally has been forced to undergo a series of tests including walking a runway, giving attitude and starving herself and is at last accepted as one of the Venusians. Albright and Nina are staying at a San Diego hotel where participants in the half-time show are also staying, and the two women are being driven nuts. When his attempts to buy tickets at the box office three hours before the game fails, Dick breaks into Marys and Ninas room, steals their Super Bowl tickets and substitute tickets to Sea World. At the stadium, Dick and Harry use the tickets and smuggle Tommy in dressed as a baby.