In every horror movie, there is a phone waiting to ring; a victim waiting to scream; a killer waiting to strike. And the only way to survive is to keep one thin in mind: stay one step ahead of the killer - even if the killer's a klutz! Now, a sexy reporter with a knack for getting into a tight place has teamed up with a bumbling policeman to track a killer whose deadly handiwork is known as the Spring Break Massacre. An all star cast stars in a comedy so funny, you'll die laughing.