Cullen Crawford

I’m an Emmy-nominated and possibly Webby Award-winning writer (cannot remember). I’ve been a staff writer for the Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2015-now), The Onion News Network (2011-2013) and Clickhole (2013-2015). I also served as a senior copywriter at Onion Labs as well as in house at Groupon. I’ve done ad work for brands like Lenovo, Designer Shoe Warehouse, the National Football League, and Strange Milton’s Discount Mule Coffins.