Jim Wise

Rachel tries to impress her boss by smoking, which gives Chandler fond memories of his former addiction; Ross's son and Joey audition for the same part in a commercial.

Salem's return to human form is short-lived, thanks to Roland the Troll and Sabrina's unknowing wishes.

In response to Finch's complaints, Jack hires a new assistant for his personal errands. While warning him about how hard it is to be accepted by the staff, Finch sees that Kenny isn't having any problems. As a result, he worries about being replaced by Jack's new aide. Meanwhile, as Nina decides to give up smoking, Maya mistakes one of her nicotine patches for a Band-Aid. And while quitting cigarettes increases Nina's sexual appetite, the nicotine patch has a dramatic effect on Maya. Worried that he's losing his access to Jack, Finch decides to send Kenny a warning. However, when Kenny comes back with a threat of his own, it's Finch who's worried when he's challenged to a fight after work. And while Finch tries to call attention to the threat, he's unable to convince Jack or anyone else of the danger. Meanwhile, as a result of her nicotine high, a TV interview to discuss Maya's work in an anti-drug program sends entirely the wrong message. Finding Finch hiding in a closet convinces Elliott of the threat posed by Kenny. So, as Maya suggests that Finch wear one of her dresses in order to escape the office unharmed, Elliott hatches a rescue plan of his own. After being lured into a copy room where Nina needs attention to her uncontrollable sexual urges, Kenny gets undressed before discovering it's a trap. And as Finch is led to believe that his nemesis chickened out, Kenny is fired after Jack finds him without his clothes.

Chaos ensues when Al takes her boss's chimpanzee home. J.T. tries to use Mark's newfound talent to swindle a pool hustler.

Harm and Mac are assigned to investigate charges that American GIs shot and killed civilians during the Korean War.