Oliver Clark

Dorothy finds a list of things that she wanted to accomplish before a certain age and finds that she hasn't accomplished many of them. So she decides to go after one of them, entertaining people. This leads her to sign up to do a stand up routine at a nightclub. Meanwhile, Blanche finds herself battling the IRS.

Searching for the last clue to a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye places a call to his friend in the navy, who misunderstands the problem and makes an emergency visit with his superior officer.

Mail call brings love letters to Hawkeye meant for another Benjamin Pierce; good financial news for Charles; and news that Radar's widowed mom has a boyfriend.

Jesse encourages D.J. to implement the perfect prank--hoisting the principal's car on the roof--before she graduates from school, but he almost gets himself arrested. Rebecca tries to teach Michelle how to cook, but she doesn't know how to cook either.

When Bob takes two of his therapy groups on a marathon session up at a mountain retreat, the groups' problems are the last thing that get discussed.