Season 1

TV Show · Animation · Fantasy

Xavier is on a noble quest to unravel the mystery of his origins and what it means to be stuck whirlin' round on this big blue mudball. He's a stoic guardian of the day, on a walkabout to deliver his homebrew justice to lonely teenagers, hot cavewomen, dirt farmers, evil cowboys, and dads who just won't listen.

2007 · 11m

Starring Jim Tozzi

EPISODE 1

What Life D-D-Doth

Meet Xavier, a seeker / searcher man / beast who takes his spirit quest thru Connecticut. When a town is infected with a mystery virus, Xavier must use his healing abilities to save and his brainbilities to stump a evil computer. What doth Xavier?
EPISODE 2

Chief Beef Loco

When a young boy's dreams of mascoting gets crushed by a local gang of gang members, Xavier takes the toughs under his wing. His good deedery results in a drug Lord's death…and per chance a lover for Xavier?
EPISODE 3

Weapons Grade Life

Xavier comes to the rescue of a curious youngster who gets in over his heart trying to impress his father. Things nearly blow up in their faces, but Xavier employs some quick thinking and tasty treats to avert catastrophe.
EPISODE 4

The 6th Teat of Good Intentions

The 6th Teat of Good Intentions. When a troubled woman loses her babies, Xavier has to insert himself into his own inner child to help him locate the lostlings. Unfortunately for all, Xavier finds himself on the wrong side of the law. But which side is that?
EPISODE 5

Siouxicide

Xavier surrenders his own freedom to the whims of a spoiled child to save dame humanity. Humanity, she fights back in unsuspecting ways.
EPISODE 6

World of Hurt, BC

When a battered woman reaches out to Xavier for help, Xavier reaches inside her-- to find that the truth hurts. Pain, madness, and fries collide in this intergalactic time bending mission to find out; why??