Pocket Gay is every boy and girl's best new playmate in this commercial parody.  Worlds collide in the news report on Bear in the Burbs, which warns of the dangers of wandering into someone else's 'hood. Logo Life Tips spruces up the art of cocktail parties by making your own Ice! When I Knew recalls the moment when our cast members knew they were gay (or not)!   Political Project Runway features Barbara Bush, Ariana Huffington, Abraham Lincoln, and Condaleeza Rice as they compete for Heidi Klum and the judges in this reality show send up. The Honeymooners like you've never seen them: Rhonda Kramden tries to please her lifetime companion Alice by delivering her a TV. Elaine Strich can never leave the Broadway stage, even if she's stuck working as a Walmart Greeter.

Jo and Blair discover the joys of friendship in a Facts of Life parody.  Russian former KGB agent and chorus girl Svetlana kills for the gig.  Lesbian Speed Dating shows what can happen in 3 minutes. Chicago Style Yoga is everything but serene. Chad Michael and Michael Chad of Logo Life Tips explain the joys of "Bookmarks." Fitzwilliam, the gender confused British youth, yearns for his Christmas wish.

All in the "Gay" Family wonders what life would be like in the extremely gay household of Archie and Eddie. The Ladyline women's hotline sketch gives new meaning to the word "hot". Hazel, the overly zealous PFLAG mom will do anything to get her gay son Donavon a date in Mother's Pride. We are treated to Afromations throughout this episode with black activist Lamont and his overbearing woman. Lorna joneses for her Lorna Doones cookies and thinks the gays are conspiring against her. Lesbian musical duo, Sappho's Lips, sing their War on War anthem.

Homospeciality shows what happens as a new word for "homosexuality" is discussed in a marketing boardroom. If you've seen the internet sensation of the real Scaredy Cat Weatherman, you'll love how things just keep getting worse for this Florida weatherman. When the kids are way too out of hand for even TV's Nanny 911, just call Tranny 911 for some unconventional child rearing. Pepper & Cayuga of Sappho's Lips sing yet another lesbian ballad that celebrates all beliefs in JewBahaiScientChristianHinduWiccadist.  It's Girls Gone Wilde with naughty videos of breasty women reciting Oscar Wilde's most famous sayings. Hazel is at it again to fix up her glorious gay son Donavon at the supermarket as she goes Shopping for Donavan. Logo Life Tips teach us the Asian art of Oragami, or do they? Lorna Doones wreaks havoc on New York's Gay Pride as it gets in her way to buy a summer shawl.

Tyra Banks milks the drama to its fullest throughout this episode as she tries to pick a finalist in America's Next Top Model.  The further adventures of the Gay Werewolf turns a wedding upside down during a untimely full moon.  A "Mantiques" shop owners' fragile uber-gay relationship is tested to the limits in I'm a Little Teacup. Gender bending young Fitzwilliam makes his way to American Girl Place to see if this store for girls sells the perfect accessory.   Beware matey! Captain Sparrow has the surprise of his pirate career as he commandeers a lesbian Olivia Cruise ship. The government in 1950 explores the dangers of an elicit drug in Slim, Trim, and Peppy.

In this LOGO free preview, Svetlana kills the competition when she guest stars on Dancing with the Stars. Sally Fields is a spokesperson for Boniva and gets emotional about osteoperosis. Hollywood celebrities star in a Jenny Craig commercial.