Gayl can't believe that Darron is planning to sell the station to a couple of "lefty liberal" types who want to rebuild it as a women's shelter. Gayl suffers the worst crisis of his life.

Gayl and JD arrive at a trade show in Houston. JD promises they'll hobnob with celebs and make big bucks with a new orifice lubricant. Gayl encounters some mysterious Houstonians.

Gayl must face the fact that the TV station he grew up in is closing for good.

Gayl and the rest of the gang work around the clock getting ready for the telethon to save the Shop At Home Channel. Jealous of Gayl's new moisturizing product, JD hatches a plot.

Gayl hosts the telethon like a man on a mission, begging the TV audience to help save Hamilton's only regional shopping channel. Can Gayl save the station, or will JD's deadly plan spoil the fun?

Gayl lives large in his fancy new condo, and enjoys his lucrative position as a spokesman for the Asexual Association of America. JD is jealous of Gayl's newfound success, and the Shop At Home Channel staff struggle to get by without Renée.

Gayl buckles under the pressure of his new responsibilities as an asexual advocate, and JD begins his new career as a full time host at the Shop At Home Channel. With nowhere else to go, Renée moves into Rev. Dave's utility closet.

Gayl and JD rekindle their friendship, but JD can't help but mock Gayl's asexual lifestyle. A mysterious stranger infiltrates the studio and teaches Gayl a lesson he won't soon forget.

After incurring the wrath of his boss at the Asexual Association of America, Gayl is tasked with opening Hamilton's first A-bar, a swinging hotspot for asexuals. Meanwhile, Renée's boyfriend moves in to Rev. Dave's tiny room.

Gayl is a nervous wreck after his nipple gets activated via incidental contact with a woman. He becomes increasingly sensitive to the sexually charged atmoshpere at work, and begins to experiment with digital narcotics.

After a freak snowstorm, the Shop At Home Channel gang get trapped in the studio for Thanksgiving. The coworkers band together in the spirit of the season, but Gayl's intestinal parasite threatens to ruin the festivities.