Malcolm needs a change to kick start his life. He’s hoping for a relationship one of these days… But his home’s décor and obsession of the colour green is standing in the way!
Ian and Ashley’s home looks “like a cross between a fallout shelter and a crazy suburban jumble sale.” It’s so bad their baby is sleeping in the laundry room!
Joanne and Martin’s home is a disgustingly dirty, no-go zone. With four children, four dogs, four cats, and a gecko, there are pets and people everywhere.
Guy and Craig are missing the design gene. Their hideous 1980s décor features a bold color scheme, a wannabe country kitchen, and plenty of knotty pine furniture.
With its ghastly tartan walls and knickknacks galore, George and Margaret’s home looks like a hurricane in a Scottish tourist shop.
An eternal frat boy with an esthetic to match, Christian’s hideous home is filled with surfboards, goofy collectibles, and plenty of dust.
Colin McAllister
Actor
Justin Ryan
